wednesday wisdom via Retta

This will always make me smile. Happy hump day!

Texting Santa

Mashable got ahold of Santa's phone this year.  Santa should really be more careful.  Here are my favorite convos...

Justin Bieber:

Morgan Freeman:

An overly attached girlfriend:

Mariah Carey:

Mars Curiosity Rover:

Just a little holiday humor to get you through this beautiful Christmas Eve!  I still have a gift to buy.  WHAT?? 

I know, Santa. I know.

Safe travels to those of you on the road this holiday season! 

I got rhythm...

So what does your bestie do when you are having one of those weeks?

Mine makes an incredibly well-produced and choreographed swing dance bonanza starring moi and my secret tv boyfriend.  Even though she not so secretly thinks he's major creepy and obvs not good enough for tv boyfriend status. 
 

Kristine, you'ns good people.
Me love you long time.     

need a smile?

Buttermilk the goat.

Adorbs.

A Very Disco Christmas

Why yes, I did just steal your heads and put them in a Jib Jab Disco Christmas Video.

Mwuhahahahaaaaaa......

**takes a minute to load...SO worth it**

(you can also watch HERE)

Starring... 
Moi
Shannon
Kristine
Heather
Shannon

(The rest of you are safe ONLY because I haven't found a head shot.  Yet.  I'm talking to you and you and you and you.)

Crazy Shoe Lady

Amy commented on Saturday's post that the pantless model reminded her of those nightmares from high school, where she would show up and discover she was NAKED.  Oh noes!

Here's a funny (yet true) quirk of mine:  I've never had that dream where I show up somewhere naked or even in my underwear.

No, for me that nightmare is somewhat altered, but probably very telling:  I have always dreamed that I show up in public  

WITHOUT SHOES.

Apparently being shoe-less is a fate worse than public nudity.  (If you're a shoe ho like me, you can relate, amiright?)

In honor of Amy's (& my) greatest naked dream fears, I bring you Modcloth Crazy Lady Shoespiration for your Monday morning...

Enjoy!

Molten Moves Heel

 

Blue Corn Cooking Heel

 

Kick Start Heel

 

Stemming Style Heel

 

Dance Jam Heel

 

From the Heartland Heel

 

Woodland Wonders Heel

Playsuits are Sexy.

 

At any age.

**Props to Kristine, who directed me to this gem over on Pinterest.  And yes, that will be me in my playsuit, flashing my knickers at passing cars.  (While Kristine walks like an Egyptian.)

Weekend WooHoo!

(But where did the week go?) If you haven't voted in the PR Wardrobe Contest, all of the entries are up and voting has begun! There are SO many great entries! But my favorites are Emo's "The Clothes Make the Economist" (I would wear every single piece here.)


and I also loved and Reehti's Mellow Yellow:


I did make a decision between the two and voted. Go vote for your favorite!

I haven't done any sewing yet this weekend, but I did win these on ebay this week and they arrived yesterday! I love both of them!


And while perusing some of my Etsy buddies' stores, I ran across these HILARIOUS cards from a fellow Okie girl, The Surly Girlie: For when you just can't find it in the Hallmark section...


And my personal favorite...

(Not that I would ever need any of these. Of course.)

Just Say No

It's that time of year again! Evil Reese's people anyway.

Have to finish an Easter dress! Nothing says the holidays like procrastination!!

Easter Funny :o)


Back with pictures of Lu's dress later!